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A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS “The Grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.”  Allan K Chalmers

So it’s Tony Mowbray, then. My initial feelings of disappointment and apathy have abated slightly, in no small part because of our Manager’s performance at his inaugural press conference. Words like integrity and dignity are banded about too often, particularly down G51 way, but I couldn’t help be impressed by Mogga, even if his nick-name is a bit crap, and sounds like it belongs to one of those Grange Hill baddies with acne scars and skinny ties. Perhaps we’ve all become a bit punch-drunk in recent years at “Manager’s Question-Time”, with WGS’s attempts at humour sometimes losing a smidgeon in translation. I’m sure we’ve all thought our friendly neighbourhood hacks were serial killers but you don’t say that out loud. They might know where you live. Suffice to say, Tony’s performance was like a breath of fresh air and there wasn’t a serial killer in sight. Well, not in the assembled media ranks, anyway.
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