MICK THE WEEK

This week, The Good and the Bad and The Ugly give their thoughts on the up and coming election....

'I'm voting for me, nobody else will.' - John Smeaton

"Sir David Murray, whose silent campaign of mocking indifference is in touch with the nation's heart." - Jim Traynor

"Lenny, if he keeps this up." - Celtic Fans

"Turns out my slip was spoilt. Apparently having 6 crosses up front wasn't allowed." - Mogga

"Naebdy bar the Eldo drinking thugs. Good luck, Boydy."- WGS

"I'm voting for Walter. What do you mean he's not standing? He'll just be playing his cards close to his chest. He's a wily old fox, you know ..." - Chic Young

"Me?, well I'm proud to state my position and say Im backing Lawwell" - Paul 67

"We wont be voting, its a hard task when you always sitting on your hands!" - The Celtic Board

"Well one leader is Scottish, wastes money and lacks true forward looking vision, the other is a sad out of touch elitist who believes in Rule Brittania and down with the Foreigners ...we cannae really lose come Election night" - Rangers fans

"I for one will be voting for Nick Clegg and the Lib Dems...theres just something about that Guy and his wee gang. I love his empty public utterings. He keeps talking despite having no chance of power, he has no influence or even a decent following. Just connects with me, I'm no sure why mind" - David Edgar, Brigton

"Who am I voting for? Dont be daft, for maself, Im a modern politician ya idiot! Social Conscience you say?....ootside noo!" - Dr John

"I have no interest in the forthcoming UK Elections, I've already got deals sorted with both parties so Im quids in as it is!" - Dermot, Sandy Lane

"Ive looked at all the candidates and I have to say, none of them a hold a candle to Ian Paisley...what you mean hes retiring?" - Kyle Laugherty

"I willnae be voting. Leah told me is shes hears any more connections with me and any kinda Ex then she'll batter me again" - Allan McGregor

"If the injured mascot cannae turn up at the Polling Booth is it a Croxy Broxy Proxy. What do you mean its time for ma P45?" - Andy Cameron

"Do the British Elections count in Jersey?...we'll get back to you, dont call again" - The Carnegie Group

"I dont care what we're voting on, Henrik every time!" - C Sutton, Norwich

"Voting?, well it has to be me surely?...oh sorry...moving on, oops!"- Robbie Keane

"Voting?...well ive managed it 99 times so far, shouldnt be an issue getting my 100th one in surely....rabbits foot anyone?, lucky white heather?" - Boydo

"Voting?, no thanks, I always manage to dance my way to the polling booth, ready to deliver but i just cannae get it together inside the box" - Aidenhino

"Is the Monster Raving Loony party still going?...what do you mean they're now called the SFA Referee Advisory Panel?" - Hugh, Bogle

"We are all voting Labour, hopefully the Unions and ACAS can get our contract mess sorted out" - Watty, Ally, Kenny, Nacho, Kirk, 15 others

"Is everyone entitled to an opinion via the Election box as in our world only the Referees can comment on their own performances."
Gordon Smith, head in the sand, Hampden

"Rangers, New Labour and the Church of Scotland in that order. What do you mean are we aware Celtic supporters hate us? "
Daily Record, Anderston

"Why the Nationalists of course."
Lenny, Paddy & Niall

"A dissilusion of Parliament?....(sigh) ...dont get me started on disillusionment!'- Gaudd, Doldrums

"I'm voting for me as I think I'm great!"
Gary Caldwell, Wigan Pier

"Ah dunno how to vote. Can someone show me?"
Ian Durrant, Cessnock

"I can point you in the direction of the polling station if you like?"
Peter Grant, Norfolk

"Who and where am I voting? Better still, who am I and where to next?"
Mark Venus, Lost in space

"As the Orange Order do not stand I shall be voting for a Unionist party who share my beliefs. New Labour for this Bear."
Lawrence MacIntyre, Paisley Road West

A Hung parliament you say...keep talking...
Frankie Bhoy, Savoy

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