And so it came to pass, the Greatest Entrepreneur the world had ever seen, returned from his hiatus in a dark wine filled Jersey bunker.

Sir David Murray is back!

Hear the Gers fan sing with joy!

Hear the Directors rejoice in glee!

Hear the Media hurt their knees as they fall to the floor in awe!

N.B Only 1 of the above is true...see below for the evidence...

Yeah, Sir David has returned and hes humming 'Here he comes to save the day!'

Sir David did his usual ruse and called his best pals from the Scottish Masonic Media into his offices ( how plush you ask?..well you may soon find out!) to tell them how its been, how it is and how it will be.

This boy wasnt playing the meek card. Oh no no, when the going gets tough, the tough hide away for months and then come back with a roar. Give the man his due, even when he needs to hide the horrible truth he can still sell moonbeams to the best of his friends.

For today, we're not gonna get into the sheer delusions in these latest soundbites from Scotlands top SnakeOil Saleman but simply ask you to read The Scotsmans interviews and laugh your head off, even Ken Gallagher RIP would be struggling to reach such low levels of brown-nosing ( or is that high-levels - Ed?).

Read on, enjoy and pass to your Tim and Hun friends....this is priceless sycophantic stuff and will be saved for re-circulating in the near and distant future for sure -

Murray is Magic

Murray the Banker

Murray - Big issue..Big Issue..

The Scotsman..hang your head in shame. Truly Pathetic

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