Aw FFS Peter not another Q&A session! I’ve got feckin training sessions to do.

Neil, Portugal

It wasn’t my idea of blatant populism to appease the drunken masses…oh wait…it was!

Peter, Portugal

Is that basturt Ricksen still across the city? Lemme at him….lemme at him!

Thommo, Newton Mearns

Sellicks the only club ah’v ever wantid to play fur.

Charlie fae Kirkie

셀틱은 내가 유일한 클럽으로 게임에 참여하고 싶었

차 한국에서

Celtic es el único club que he querido jugar

Efrain de Mexico

That’s not the case with me. Hee hee hee

Aiden, Birmingham

Any chance of a swap deal as my missus is still fed up down here? Neil? Thommo? Dolph?

Stan, Brum

I will miss you all and only hope and pray that we draw the Huns in Europe come 2011/2012 as you want to see the tricks I’ve got up my sleeves for that match!

Holy Goalie, Florence

He wants how much a week?

Martin Bain, Govan

Sniff!

Walter

Sob!

Ally

Greet!

Kenny

Oh come on and I’ll cheer you all up with a wee sing-song. For it is old and it is……oops, all mobile phone off please…..beautiful…..

Donald of Muttonchops

Right, who've I not signed from the O** F***? Aiden McGeady? Feck that.

WGS, Glasborough.

Pasty, pastie. Tomato, tomatoe.

Boydichunko, Middlesgow

Can I come out from behind the couch yet? I don't want to go there.

D. James, In Hiding

Move over, Calamity.

Solshine, In Hiding - The Prequel

Du-Ri, Mulgrew, Loovens and Hooiveld? I wish tae fcuk we’d signed James for this match!

Lukasz, Portugal

Where's ma vuvuzela?

Neds, Everywhere

Aw for feck sake.

Deafened Fans, Seat next to you

That twanging noise you can here is me slapping the coo's arse with this here banjo.

Sami, Penalty King

Three penalties in four games? Not our watch.

SPL Refs, Lodge

Can someone please loan me a pair of Brown corduroy trousers and a cork?

D King, Jo’Burg

I’ve got a pair Dave….me…me……me.

Big stupid daft Derek.

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