Twenty - twenty - twenty four hours ago
I wanna be sedated
Nothing to do
And Aiden didn’t show
I wanna be sedated

Just get me to the airport
And put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers
I can't control my brain
Oh no oh ho

Twenty - twenty - twenty four hours ago
I wanna be sedated
Nothing to do
And Hinkel didn’t show
I wanna be sedated

Just get Lawwell in a taxi
And then put him on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry he’s driving us all insane
I can't control my fingers
I can't control my brain
Oh no oh ho

Guitar (oh yes)

Twenty - twenty - twenty four hours ago
I wanna be sedated
Nothing to do
And Artur didn’t show
I wanna be sedated

Just put a map in front of Desmond
And point to Glasgow
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers
I can't control my toes
Oh no oh ho

Twenty - twenty - twenty four hours ago
I wanna be sedated
Nothing to do
The team didn’t show
I wanna be sedated

Just hand over your bank details
And give the board your dough
Hurry hurry hurry we’re all bloody loco
I can't control my fingers
I can't control my toes
Oh no oh ho

Ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba I wanna be sedated

Ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba I wanna be sedated

Ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba I wanna be sedated

Ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba I wanna be sedated

Wonderful and sadly rather apt tune from Joey and the gang to kick off this weeks ETims Friday Supplement.

Tuesday July 27^th, 24 hours ahead of the Braga match Neil Lennon said;

“I haven't spoken to him since America, but he has to put everything to the back of his mind and concentrate on playing football for us.

“He has trained with us and he's a naturally fit boy. Judging by the way he trained, he is ready to start the game.”

“Unless I'm told differently, Aiden is playing, unless something happens with him in the next 24 hours or so. I don't know if he'll be over the line with a deal or not. But he is still a Celtic player.”

Wednesday July 28^th.

Aiden McGeady didn’t participate against Braga as precautionary measures were taken to ensure his ‘injury’ didn’t flare up. You can only take a horse to water.

Blatter

Are you aware that $60m due to FIFA from Brazilian TV company Globo for previous World Cup rights was diverted into secret accounts? Are you also aware almost £200m of sponsorship money paid to FIFA has simply vanished into thin air and all of this under the stewardship of Brazilian crook Joan Havelange’s Swiss protégé?

Trouble

Who had the big rammy in the dressing room after Wednesday nights dreadful reverse? This one will really surprise you.

Sunshine

Further discussions have taken place with representatives from Mallorca this week regarding the sale of Ramis. The player and club are both pushing for this move as we hear is Lennon. We understand SPLOB is looking to take advantage of the Spanish clubs financial predicament and draw their asking price down to €1m. We also understand a proposal has been mooted by the Balearic club to sell us another one of their players, a fellow defender, as part of a double deal.

Tulips

We told you about Feyenoord’s interest in Samaras last week. Talks are continuing. By the way if any Dutch supporter comes online and asks you your thoughts on Samaras remember to tell them he is a great player and you are absolutely gutted he’s leaving.

For Sale

All of the following players names have been circulated to agents to assist in getting them new clubs. Loovens, Hinkel, Samaras, Fortune, Wilson, Crosas & Rasmussen. Brown is not on that list but will go if a big offer comes in from the EPL. Ki is also not on that list much to Lennon’s frustration…

Waistcoat

Even though he recently agreed to remain with the Huns for an additional and final season, we hear the man with no surname is seriously considering chucking it. So disillusioned is Walter with the hand he’s been dealt by those running the club we understand he’s confided to certain parties he’ll walk if any more players are sold and he’s not given additional funds on top of his £2m budget to replace them with. You don’t think if he did leave he’d seriously consider becoming Celtic’s next manager do you? What do you mean you wouldn’t take him, of course you would and on a further positive front Walter would quickly regain a surname.

Salt’n’Sauce

We keep hearing Lee Wallace from Hertz but we also keep hearing the price is too high with the Embra Huns looking for £3m while we don’t want to go above £2m. Continuing on the left back front, David Murphy from Birmingham has been offered to us.

Q&A

Does anyone REALLY know what the point of those Q&A sessions was all about other than for SPLOB to continue spreading fairy tales? Hibs wanted £3m plus add-ons for Fletcher and we (he) refused to pay it. That’s life accept it and move on but less of lies please.

Croeso

Bellamy’s agent continued talks with SPLOB this week while his man was in the Big Apple. As per the Q&A sessions forget all the nonsense spouted from the CE’s mouth. A deal can be done for Bellamy if Celtic comes to an agreement with Man City. Other clubs are actively trying to sign Bellamy but he has made it clear that playing for Celtic and Neil Lennon is his first choice. We also told you weeks ago about McFadden and he is the player Lennon wants to replace McGeady in the team. McFadden and his family are Celtic-daft with his old man in particular desperate for his Bhoy to play for the Bhoys as he had a house party to celebrate his son joining the club from Motherwell when MON was in charge only for Motherwell to cancel the deal at the last minute when Everton offered to pay £1m for him compared to our measly £300k.

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