The Etims Oscar Winners 2010
Written by Desi Mond   
Thursday, 11 March 2010
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Its Academy Award Winners time again.

Our Etims Showbiz correspondents brings us all the news from the red white and blue carpet affair being held in Hollwood.

The winners are listed below....

 

 

 

BEST FILM

'The Hurt Locker' beat the well fancied Rangers fantasy movie HaveATarrier by scooping the award for Best Picture. This tense edge of the seat drama perfectly captures the historic moment when an angry Terry Butcher entered the Celtic dressing room. 'The attack on the door' was cinema suspense at its best' cited one critic while another said 'A movie which made you feel sorry for such evil nasty people, truly outstanding'

BEST ACTOR

Rangers Kyle Lafferty stormed past favourites Jeff Bridges and BAFTA winner Colin Firth to take the award for best actor. Lafferty had 2 major releases (of the knee joints) this year but it was his portrayal of a sniper victim in the Autumn release 'Mulgrew must Go' that earned the main plaudits for this relative new-comer.

BEST ACTRESS

Sandra Bullock won this year's Best Actress award for her portrayal in 'The Blind Side'. Bullocks portrayal of the incompetent referee Dougie McDonald was a change from her usual rom-com movies and she said 'Playing such a poor ignorant individual has really made me appreciate having all my senses, facilities and lack of bias'.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Christoph Waltz won in the Best Supporting Actor category for playing a violent, evil, twisted Hun in the movie Inglorious Basterds. Waltz told the Oscar crowd how he has used Tam Forsyth, Gregor Stevens and Terry Hurlock as inspiration for such a truly horrible negative force, but joked how he added 'a dash of Souness for twisted panache'. Director Martin Bain admitted the incorrect spelling of the films title was due to John Fleck being in charge of the crayons.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Mo'nique took home the award this year for her portrayal of Chick Youngs infamous love for David Murray in '(my)Precious'. Young who had threatened to sue when he heard the movie was being made, admitted that the young actress had perfectly captured his whimpers and moans and applauded the Director for never actually showing Sir David Murray, who has been incognito for over 2 years now.

 

BEST ANIMATED FILM

Prixar's Up won the Best Animation award. The story of tight Old Dermot Desmond trying to lift his house by the use of cheap balloons had everyone laughing and indeed some laughed so long and hard that real tears started to flow. And flow. And flow.

SPECIAL EFFECTS

Close call as Danny Foxs short debut 'Arm Candy' lost out to Nacho Novo for achieving what critics heralded 'the most horrific mask in history'. Novo joked it wasnt a mask when accepting his award.

 

Academy Achievement Award


Tony Mowbray picked up the Academys Achievement Award after his sensational autobiographical 'Chin - A Year in the Life' which had all Managers, Referees, Press and Officials in utter rapture. 'He's managed to single-handedly pull of something no-one imagined possible' quoted Gordon Smith of Hampden Masonic Picture Club.

 

Lost to us this Season

And now a roll call to all that left us this year....

Hope

Promise

Any chance

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Leah Shevlins Last Crumb of Credibility

 





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